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Dara defending the Irish is one of the best things about Mock the Week :’)

Dara defending the Irish is one of the best things about Mock the Week :’)

♥ Apr 18th at 6PM / tagged: russell howard. dara o briain. / reblog / 38 notes
  • FRANKIE BOYLE: *about the Large Hadron Collider experiment* It might create a tiny black hole, which is the worst type of black hole, because we'll all be slowly drawn towards Switzerland. Every week this desk'll be like, two feet further over there and then eventually we'll just look one week and Russell'll of been replaced by just the jaws of infinity...
  • RUSSELL HOWARD: Why does it have to be me Frankie? "The jaws of infinity"! I thought we were gonna see a cow and chocolate and we'd be in Switzerland but all of a sudden my eyeballs are sucked out of my face? 'Cause I'm sitting nearest to the audience? WE'RE THE FIRST TO GO!
  • DARA O'BRIEN: You're nearest to Switzerland, we tilted it around during the show so you'd be the closest to Switzerland.
  • RUSSELL: Well this is BULLSHIT now!
  • HUGH DENNIS: No one's gonna die...
  • RUSSELL: HE JUST TOLD ME I'M GONNA DIE ON TELLY!!

Spreading the Christmas cheer :’)