February 2012
126 posts
starlight-path-of-the-rebels asked: Bloody Hell. Without even realising it I follow this and your personal...
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abuzzybee asked: Your blog is so awesomee! It never fails to cheer me up :D
jillburnham asked: :) By the way, what video are those gifs from where Russell is on top of that lady?
jillburnham asked: You're the only Russell Howard blog I follow (since I'm a Bo Burnham blog, so I mostly follow blogs about Bo Burnham) and I think you're blog is awesome. Russell is one of my favorite comedians. :)
alexbooky asked: All time fave thing about Mr.Howard?
“Music, music is the best thing we do as humans, isn’t it? Music can make you...”
– Russell Howard
That last bit… oh god how lovely does that sound.
(via pupilsblownwide)
Why I love Mock The Week.
Dara: What have scientists been given the go ahead to create this week?
Gina: PORNO PIES!
Dara: Porno pies?
Gina: Porno pies, they turn up to do your plumbing, they open up with a steak inside, you fuck it. It's beautiful.
Russell: What fucking pornos are you watching???
Gina: I'm trying to get on the corporate ladder, you racist!
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“There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, so she was given sheltered...”
– Russell Howard
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“Hakuna Ma-fucking-tata, I’m Barack Obama!”
– Russell Howard
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Person: I'm real. I'm real. I get real.
Russell Howard: REALLY!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING IMAGINARY!!!!
The songs of good news...
little-russellhoward-things:
Daily Mail cancer song.
Polite Rap.
Animal Abuse Song.
The Nick Clegg Musical.
Asbo Tot.
World Cup Song.
God save the queen.
Cheryl Cole and Pot bellied men.
Man has sex with Dog.
Norwich Chant.
kissmeinthem0rning asked: do you know what episode that Mock Of The Week GIF is from where Russell says 'i need a piss' please? :') x
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funniest man alive.
wadesinclairboomtick:
“Vajazzle; men don’t do that do they? Behold! My knob frock!”
– Russell Howard (via c0ffeekid)
“Life is like a box of chocolates…. chocolatey.”
– Russell Howard (via siriusorionblack)
“JLS on condoms? What next, Robert Pattinson on tampons?….. You feast tonight...”
– Russell Howard (via swallows-wings)
“da da da da da da, JOKE!”
– Russell Howard, Live At The Apollo 2009 (via bekloukat)
